Monday, August 31, 2009

snuggie - the reason mankind is doomed.

i recently heard that 2 families in alabama had a fued, and said feud turned into a full scale riot at their town hall. i thought, this is why other countries hate us. this is how we get the stereotype of americans being rednecks that fight over thur properteh. because of idiots like this, the world views america as one big episode of the beverly hillbillies. i thought this, until i saw the snuggie.





if you dont know about the snuggie, then good for you. its basically a robe, that the crossed with a blanket. aside from looking completely retarded, its not anything new. if you get a blanket, it does the same thing. its stupid, yet its popular. if we are so stupid that we think its original to put sleeves on a friggin blanket, then we are dommed. they also updated it. so instead of looking stupid and retarded, it looks stupid and retarded-er.


yes. a leapord pattern. this is how they made it "better". lets be honest, the only way you could make the snuggie better is to burn the snuggie. but it doesnt end there. people were stupid enough to buy more. so many, that they decided to make more versions of the snuggie. such as,the puppy snuggie.

and the,

baby snuggie.

you tell me why the inventor of the snuggie should live to see tomorrow. give me one reason.ONE REASON! you dont have one? i thought not.



snuggie people, i sentence you to a lifetime of listening to the jonas brothers.


its a gruesome punishment, for a gruesome crime. im sorry, but it must be done.



p.s.

can someone send this to the jonas brothers, i think it would be a good cover for their next album.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

if it aint a tutorial, dont call it how to

hello person. im writing this from daytona beach in my hotel room with my family. i was just making this post because i was looking for a time lapse drawing video from tedkimchee, on youtube, and i saw over 50 videos saying "how to draw ___". i think if your making a video about you drawing something, thats great. but you shouldnt call the video, how to draw ____, call it, how i draw ___, or, me drawing ___. if you say, how to, that implies you are making a video on how people should draw. but everyone draws differently. its not a science, its an art, so theres no certain way to draw. im probably just nit picking, but thats just what i think. thanks for taking your time to read this.

Monday, July 13, 2009

a small rant about religion.

i dont like alot of people. im down right synical. but im not pre judice. i dont hate people for being who they are or what they believe. however, some people believe things- or dont believe things- that are prejudice to others. for instance, ive read that at some point the morman religion said that only white people were pure, and black people were black because they were they are desendants of cain because when he killed able god cursed him by making him black. thats screwed up. christianity says that even though it can help real people, we have no right to "kill" unborn babies. it could save someones life, but somehow its imoral. thats screwed up. i could count 1000s of things that religion has done before. but even though its done 1000s of things wrong, its done 1000s of things to help people as well. and i think that people should consider that before they mock other religions.
now let me talk about athieism. im okay with atheists, i have nothing against them. but i do take issue with the "athieist attitude". what i mean by that is the way that atheists act so snooty. for instance, most athiests will openly say "you are wrong. everything that you have lived your life based around and every thing that has helped you become a better person isfake and you are stupid for thinking differently than us." many atheists will argue that religion does the same thing. and while that may be kinda true, it is never normally that blatant and jerky about it. they act as if they are truley gods, and look down upon "lesser beings" the lesser beings apparently being religios people. they seem like if they were in a park and saw a child with a t-shirt bearing a cross, would tear off the kids shirt and kick them to the ground. if they acted less like the jerks that most o them are, then im sure that they would be more understood and more people would accept what they believe- i mean- dont believe :)




oh! and another thing, i would just like to state that creationism should not be taught as a science, mostly because we dont try to explain the religious properties of the water changing color once a tablet is dropped in it. there, thats all.

Monday, July 6, 2009

faces of evil


its a little harsh i guess. how dare i compare Satan to Hannah Montana?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Monday, June 29, 2009

youtube, we dont want change!!!

if you are a youtuber, than you have probably heard about the new channel design that youtube is planning to shove down our throats. i personaly think that the channel design sucks. it is confusing, it has useless crap all over it, and it is an unnecesary solution to a non existant problem. if they would just make it optional, then that would be fine. but thats not whats happening here. never before have i seen such a stupid unnecesary peice of crap idea.there is nothing wrong with the old channels. the new channels are supposed to be better looking than the old, but they are probaly one of the ugliest things that ive seen on youtube. there are a thousand more things that are wrong with the new channels, but im not going to waste my time stating all of them. instead im going to say that you should go to a little website called "ipetition", where you can sign a petition about this issue. LINK!http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/youtubechannel2/

R.I.P. Billy Mays

Well, i cant believe it. Billy Mays actually passed away. I didnt know him, i mean, how could i? but he was one of a kind. i mean, he was the pitch man. sure we had anthony sullivan, but hes no Billy Mays. If shamwow guy hadnt gotten arrested, we would have him to fall back on. I mean, if you compare these guys to superheros, then it would look like this.

BILLY MAYS - SUPERMAN
ANTHONY SULLIVAN - BATMAN
SHAMWOW GUY - I DONT KNOW, MARTIAN MANHUNTER OR SOMETHING

and BATMAN is no SUPERMAN, therefor, Sullivan is no Mays. of course, there will be other infomercial men, but Billy was the best.to the best of my knowledge, noone knows what happened to him so far, but i do know that his wife told the press that he was not feeling well before he went to bed, but thats all i know. his wife also told the press that their family was not going to tell the press much more for at least a few months for privacy reasons. i think that we will all miss him, he had many fans and friends. there are some thing that im not sure about, like who will do the oxiclean commercials? what will jabooty dubs say about this? what will the telivision program, PITHMEN do? these questions will be answered, but i think that i do know that he is in heaven if it really exists as we are told. R.I.P. Billy.