i recently heard that 2 families in alabama had a fued, and said feud turned into a full scale riot at their town hall. i thought, this is why other countries hate us. this is how we get the stereotype of americans being rednecks that fight over thur properteh. because of idiots like this, the world views america as one big episode of the beverly hillbillies. i thought this, until i saw the snuggie.
baby snuggie.
if you dont know about the snuggie, then good for you. its basically a robe, that the crossed with a blanket. aside from looking completely retarded, its not anything new. if you get a blanket, it does the same thing. its stupid, yet its popular. if we are so stupid that we think its original to put sleeves on a friggin blanket, then we are dommed. they also updated it. so instead of looking stupid and retarded, it looks stupid and retarded-er.
yes. a leapord pattern. this is how they made it "better". lets be honest, the only way you could make the snuggie better is to burn the snuggie. but it doesnt end there. people were stupid enough to buy more. so many, that they decided to make more versions of the snuggie. such as,
the puppy snuggie.
the puppy snuggie.and the,
baby snuggie.you tell me why the inventor of the snuggie should live to see tomorrow. give me one reason.ONE REASON! you dont have one? i thought not.
snuggie people, i sentence you to a lifetime of listening to the jonas brothers.
its a gruesome punishment, for a gruesome crime. im sorry, but it must be done.
p.s.
can someone send this to the jonas brothers, i think it would be a good cover for their next album.
