natural opponents

a list ive done while on my ongoing safari of the interweb. things that naturally dont care for eachother.

PUPPY - ROBOT
PIRATE - NINJA
CONSOLE GAMER - PC GAMER
THE SNUGGIE - SMART PEOPLE
AOTS - FATTIES
RICK ROLL - SMART PEOPLE
TOOTH PASTE - ORANGE JUICE
ME - EVERYONE ELSE

i hope that this was as eye opening for you as it was for you.