natural opponents

a list ive done while on my ongoing safari of the interweb. things that naturally dont care for eachother.

PUPPY - ROBOT
PIRATE - NINJA
CONSOLE GAMER - PC GAMER
THE SNUGGIE - SMART PEOPLE
AOTS - FATTIES
RICK ROLL - SMART PEOPLE
TOOTH PASTE - ORANGE JUICE
ME - EVERYONE ELSE

i hope that this was as eye opening for you as it was for you.

district 9 - inglourious basterds

let me tell you something. i want you to try this. if you havent seen district 9, or inglorious basterds, take your finger and press down on the area next to your eye socket.

keep pressing. press. harder. until it hurts. does it hurt? if it does, then you deserve it. thats your punishment for not seeing either district 9 or inglorious basterds. possibally the best two movies ive ever seen. i love district 9, and i was stuck in the parking lot for hours on end. my groups cars battery died. we had to get a jump off a tow truck, we got dissed by a police officer, and we had to push the car- I had to push the car. me, by myself for the majority. see these movies. in the same time period if necessary, just go.

snuggie - the reason mankind is doomed.

i recently heard that 2 families in alabama had a fued, and said feud turned into a full scale riot at their town hall. i thought, this is why other countries hate us. this is how we get the stereotype of americans being rednecks that fight over thur properteh. because of idiots like this, the world views america as one big episode of the beverly hillbillies. i thought this, until i saw the snuggie.

if you dont know about the snuggie, then good for you. its basically a robe, that the crossed with a blanket. aside from looking completely retarded, its not anything new. if you get a blanket, it does the same thing. its stupid, yet its popular. if we are so stupid that we think its original to put sleeves on a friggin blanket, then we are dommed. they also updated it. so instead of looking stupid and retarded, it looks stupid and retarded-er.

yes. a leapord pattern. this is how they made it "better". lets be honest, the only way you could make the snuggie better is to burn the snuggie. but it doesnt end there. people were stupid enough to buy more. so many, that they decided to make more versions of the snuggie. such as,the puppy snuggie.

and the,

baby snuggie.

you tell me why the inventor of the snuggie should live to see tomorrow. give me one reason.ONE REASON! you dont have one? i thought not.

snuggie people, i sentence you to a lifetime of listening to the jonas brothers.

its a gruesome punishment, for a gruesome crime. im sorry, but it must be done.

p.s.

can someone send this to the jonas brothers, i think it would be a good cover for their next album.

if it aint a tutorial, dont call it how to

hello person. im writing this from daytona beach in my hotel room with my family. i was just making this post because i was looking for a time lapse drawing video from tedkimchee, on youtube, and i saw over 50 videos saying "how to draw ___". i think if your making a video about you drawing something, thats great. but you shouldnt call the video, how to draw ____, call it, how i draw ___, or, me drawing ___. if you say, how to, that implies you are making a video on how people should draw. but everyone draws differently. its not a science, its an art, so theres no certain way to draw. im probably just nit picking, but thats just what i think. thanks for taking your time to read this.

a small rant about religion.

i dont like alot of people. im down right synical. but im not pre judice. i dont hate people for being who they are or what they believe. however, some people believe things- or dont believe things- that are prejudice to others. for instance, ive read that at some point the morman religion said that only white people were pure, and black people were black because they were they are desendants of cain because when he killed able god cursed him by making him black. thats screwed up. christianity says that even though it can help real people, we have no right to "kill" unborn babies. it could save someones life, but somehow its imoral. thats screwed up. i could count 1000s of things that religion has done before. but even though its done 1000s of things wrong, its done 1000s of things to help people as well. and i think that people should consider that before they mock other religions.
now let me talk about athieism. im okay with atheists, i have nothing against them. but i do take issue with the "athieist attitude". what i mean by that is the way that atheists act so snooty. for instance, most athiests will openly say "you are wrong. everything that you have lived your life based around and every thing that has helped you become a better person isfake and you are stupid for thinking differently than us." many atheists will argue that religion does the same thing. and while that may be kinda true, it is never normally that blatant and jerky about it. they act as if they are truley gods, and look down upon "lesser beings" the lesser beings apparently being religios people. they seem like if they were in a park and saw a child with a t-shirt bearing a cross, would tear off the kids shirt and kick them to the ground. if they acted less like the jerks that most o them are, then im sure that they would be more understood and more people would accept what they believe- i mean- dont believe :)




oh! and another thing, i would just like to state that creationism should not be taught as a science, mostly because we dont try to explain the religious properties of the water changing color once a tablet is dropped in it. there, thats all.

faces of evil

its a little harsh i guess. how dare i compare Satan to Hannah Montana?

join in!

the youtube blackout. join in! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30_oPgFNHzM&NR=1