Monday, June 29, 2009

R.I.P. Billy Mays

Well, i cant believe it. Billy Mays actually passed away. I didnt know him, i mean, how could i? but he was one of a kind. i mean, he was the pitch man. sure we had anthony sullivan, but hes no Billy Mays. If shamwow guy hadnt gotten arrested, we would have him to fall back on. I mean, if you compare these guys to superheros, then it would look like this.

BILLY MAYS - SUPERMAN
ANTHONY SULLIVAN - BATMAN
SHAMWOW GUY - I DONT KNOW, MARTIAN MANHUNTER OR SOMETHING

and BATMAN is no SUPERMAN, therefor, Sullivan is no Mays. of course, there will be other infomercial men, but Billy was the best.to the best of my knowledge, noone knows what happened to him so far, but i do know that his wife told the press that he was not feeling well before he went to bed, but thats all i know. his wife also told the press that their family was not going to tell the press much more for at least a few months for privacy reasons. i think that we will all miss him, he had many fans and friends. there are some thing that im not sure about, like who will do the oxiclean commercials? what will jabooty dubs say about this? what will the telivision program, PITHMEN do? these questions will be answered, but i think that i do know that he is in heaven if it really exists as we are told. R.I.P. Billy.

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